
Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon White Coffee Mug
Scalding Truth in every mug.
This isn’t a mug—it’s a ceramic side-eye. Built for those who wake up with fire in their chest and names to call out. It holds more than caffeine—it holds contempt for tech messiahs, billionaire fantasies, and the myth of Elon as anything but a well-branded meltdown.
Perfect for morning rage rituals, late-night plotting, and every moment you need a little heat with your truth.
Truth isn’t subtle. And it burns.
• 15 oz ceramic for maximum fuel
• Dishwasher + microwave safe
• Lead & BPA-free—because poison’s his brand, not ours
Each piece is made to order, just for you. It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s how we fight waste and overproduction. This is unflinching resistance—Loud and Proud.
This is drinkware for dissidents. Raise it like a threat.