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Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon Heavy Zip Hoodie

$49.95
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No Crown. No Cult. No Compromise.

Soft on the inside. Ruthless on the outside. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s armor for the disillusioned, the loud, and the done-being-deceived. Built for cold streets and colder truths, it wraps you in warmth while you torch the myth of the billionaire savior.
This is for those who don’t worship men with rockets, who know Emerald Boy Elon isn’t a visionary—just another racist propped up by money and media. Wear it to disrupt. Wear it to expose. Wear it so no one mistakes your silence for surrender.
Zip it up. Call him out. Let the fanboys freeze.

• Heavy cotton-blend fleece for all-weather defiance
• Regular fit with unlined hood and color-matched drawcord
• Metal zipper and overlapped front for that locked-in, ready-to-move energy
• Front pouch pockets for cold hands and hotter takes
• Printed with eco-conscious inks

Made to order—because we don’t mass-produce resistance.
This isn’t loungewear. It’s a declaration. Elon’s not the future—You are.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 38 - 41 33 ½
M 28 42 - 45 34 ½
L 29 46 - 49 35 ½
XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½
2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½
3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½
4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½

The Original

This is the one that started it all. Let them know you won't be ruled.

Now is no time to be subtle.

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