
Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon Stainless Steel Tumbler
Hot or Cold. Ruthless and Rugged.
This is a middle finger in stainless steel. Built like a riot shield and ready for whatever chaos the day brings. From streets to strategy sessions, gym floors to protest lines, this battle flask holds your heat or chill like it holds your message—with zero leaks and zero compromise. Because you’re not sipping from some tech bro fantasy. You’re fueling the fight against it.
Unbreakable. Unapologetic. There’s a tech messiah to call out. So, stay hydrated.
• 20 oz of anti-idol armor
• High-grade stainless steel
• Includes lid + metal straw
• Double-wall insulation for hot or cold rebellion
• Glossy finish, unmissable energy
• Hand-wash only—Because you keep your gear as clean as your intent.
Each piece is made to order, just for you. It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s how we fight waste and overproduction. This is unflinching resistance—Loud and Proud.
This is your rally gear. Made to go where the noise gets real.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
20 oz | 2 ⅞ | 8 ⅜ |