Call It By Its Name.

Wear it like a verdict. Shout it without speaking. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a broadcast. Soft as hell, sharp as fury, and built to turn necks and burn illusions. This is for the ones who’ve had enough of billionaires playing savior while propping up fascists and silencing dissent.
The Can’t Spell Felon without Elon tee doesn’t play nice, doesn’t pull punches, and definitely doesn’t care about your tech idol’s fanboys. It’s loud, lethal, and loaded with truth the system wishes you’d keep to yourself. This is for the loud. The clear-eyed. The ones who name names.
It’s not merch. It’s a message. And it’s got receipts.

• Soft, breathable cotton
• Universal fit with a bold, flattering drape
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent, ready-to-resist fit
• Printed with eco-conscious inks

Each piece is made to order, just for you. It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s how we fight waste and overproduction. This is unflinching resistance—one thoughtful, rebellious purchase at a time.

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