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Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon Crop

$29.95
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Not a Genius. Just Another Man in the Way.

This crop doesn’t flirt—it calls bullshit by name. Soft on skin, savage in intent, it’s cut for those who are done being patient, done being polite to overhyped men playing god. It’s message lands like a punch—made for side-eyes, side comments, and center-stage resistance. Elon isn’t a genius—he’s a ketamine-fueled tantrum in a Tesla. A myth built on emeralds and racism. 
This top burns through the lies, torches the tech messiah fantasy, and wears like a stylish middle finger to every billionaire who thinks a rocket makes him untouchable,
This is anti-idol apparel. Rage dressed up. Resistance in fabric.


• Soft, durable fabric that moves with you
• Cropped length with relaxed fit and dropped shoulders
• Pre-shrunk so the truth fits right every time
• Printed with eco-conscious inks


Each piece is made to order, just for you. It might take a little longer to arrive, but that’s how we fight waste and overproduction—one thoughtful, rebellious purchase at a time.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 17 ⅜ 18 ¾
S 17 ¾ 19 ¾
M 18 ¼ 20 ⅝
L 18 ¾ 21 ⅝
XL 19 ⅛ 22 ⅝

The Original

This is the one that started it all. Let them know you won't be ruled.

Now is no time to be subtle.

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