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Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon Racerback Tank

$29.95
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“Flexing Truth. Not fanboy fantasy.”

This tank doesn’t blend in—it zeroes in. Built to move, made to provoke, and cut for the ones who train like they fight. Lightweight, form-fitting, and razor-sharp in spirit, it’s your second skin for the gym, the streets, or anywhere truth needs a little volume.
Because when billionaires fund felons and hide behind algorithms, we show up in muscle, message, and motion. This tank doesn’t beg—it broadcasts.
No worship. No silence. No space for frauds.


• Ultra-soft, lightweight fabric that moves like you mean it
• Raw edge seams for that stripped-down, no-bullshit vibe
• Fitted silhouette that flatters, flexes, and fires back
• Pre-shrunk to stay ready, wash after wash
• Printed with eco-conscious inks


Each piece is made to order, just for you. No stockpile. No waste. No mercy—It might take a little longer to arrive, but this is the resistance—Lean and Mean.”
Cut to fit. So you’re ready to confront.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼

The Original

This is the one that started it all. Let them know you won't be ruled.

Now is no time to be subtle.

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